swimming

I really love the beach but contrary to that, i don't know how to swim. I am the shame of the whole Philippine archipelago! LOL! Geezz especially that i'm from Cebu with lots of beaches around. How can i not know how to swim? I am so lousy! heheh! I want to swim but i can't! I don't know how i passed my swimming lessons in highschool! haha! I have to learn swimming! Wahhhh!!!!